The Lord

One day Lord shiva decided to visit the earth
and try some alcohol.
So he changed his get-up and went to a bar and asked
the bartender : "What all do u have".
Bartender :"We have whisky, rum, vodka,
gin, beer etc.".
Lord Shiva: "Let's try whisky first,
give me 5 bottles of whisky".
After having 5 bottles of whisky, Lord shiva
decided to try Rum.
Bartender was shocked :"Who is this man, after having 5 bottles of
whisky, he is still on his feet".
After having 5 bottles of Rum, Shiva
decided to have beer.
After having 40 bottles of beer,
he asked the bartender for Gin.
Bartender couldn't stop himself asking
him : "Sir,who are you??
I ve seen people getting drunk after having 4 glasses of
whisky, and you've almost had 50 bottles and
you are still on your feet, who are you"

Lord Shiva : " kulanthaai Naaan thaan siva permaaan ".

Bartender : Thoda...Ippo thhaaan Mappu yeriruku!!